i'm pretty gassy


idk
frighteninglybluesky:

are-you-pure-yet:

Me

HHAHAHAHAH! YES!!

frighteninglybluesky:

are-you-pure-yet:

Me

HHAHAHAHAH! YES!!

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rexbosworth:

You brought a birthday cake for my birthday to my birthday party to my birthday a birthday cake

rexbosworth:

You brought a birthday cake for my birthday to my birthday party to my birthday a birthday cake

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horoscope: aries enjoy breathing air and good food
girl: yaaaaassss bitch thats me as hell

corpsepose:

happy easter

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ponies-n-things:

disswasher:

"You’re so shy, you should open up more!"

image

jESUS H FUCK

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extraordinary-british-gentleman:

weedhitler:

fun prank: replace your kid’s weed with opposite weed so when they smoke it it makes them go to business school and get a degree in lawyer

Ah yes a degree in lawyer.

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snorlaxatives:

i’ve compiled a list of the things i say most during school

  • what
  • wait what
  • what do we do
  • i have to pee
  • when does this class end
  • whens lunch
  • what

(via radical-illusion)

peanutbutterandsquats:

lilyredneck:

dut-dut-goose:

queenofferrets:

juzanotherblog:

new bra from victoria secret! :) 

A woman stands in her bedroom. She is with her attractive male lover. The air is filled with desire. They both look into each other’s eyes. The female, with a slightly bashful smile, takes off her clothes, starting with the pants first, and finally the shirt. She is wearing the bra. The man’s eyes opened wider in interest. His interest is peaked. The woman strutted closer to him, her eyes batting and her smile growing. She leans into his ear and with a breathy voice, she spoke:“Lettuce fuck.” 

I graduate in three days, I pay my own bills, I have a car, and I’m reading fanfiction about a lettuce bra.

It has a little lettuce bow.

I’ve been laughing for 7 minutes oh my god

peanutbutterandsquats:

lilyredneck:

dut-dut-goose:

queenofferrets:

juzanotherblog:

new bra from victoria secret! :) 

A woman stands in her bedroom. She is with her attractive male lover. The air is filled with desire. They both look into each other’s eyes. The female, with a slightly bashful smile, takes off her clothes, starting with the pants first, and finally the shirt. She is wearing the bra. The man’s eyes opened wider in interest. His interest is peaked. The woman strutted closer to him, her eyes batting and her smile growing. She leans into his ear and with a breathy voice, she spoke:

“Lettuce fuck.” 

I graduate in three days, I pay my own bills, I have a car, and I’m reading fanfiction about a lettuce bra.

It has a little lettuce bow.

I’ve been laughing for 7 minutes oh my god

(Source: justinbiebergoth, via hardyinmypants)

2000yr:

merlotte:

2000yr:

Can the science side of tumblr explain why my ass itch

wash your fucking ass

Wash your attitude

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