May 2013
Are you ever just overwhelmed by the horrifying thought that maybe, nobody ACTUALLY wants you around? And it’s not that you think everyone hates you, but it’s just that you’re not special to anyone? And that its really kind of sucky that you’re about 98% sure that nobody thinks “Wow, I just really like talking to her.” and that you could probably just disappear without anyone caring that much?
sometimes i will just get annoyed with people randomly. like i don’t even have a real reason to be annoyed with them but their presence just bothers me
disneyprincest:
i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again
royal-high:
a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work
Fan: What do you think TVD has that other TV shows don't have?
Paul Wesley: Well, me.
dieceased:
remember that one time you called your teacher mom
theinsufferablefan:
broadway-aradia:
what if you had an oven that could make things cold instead of hot omg
magicalmischief:
When a teacher sends you to take something to another room
Police: where do you live?
Me: with my parents
Police: where do your parents live?
Me: with me
Police: where do you all live?
Me: together
Police: where is your house?
Me: next to my neighbors house
Police: where do your neighbors live?
Me: if i tell you, you wont believe me
Police: tell me
Me: next to my house
This gif works for everything
castiel-is-a-bluebird:
octo-oblivion:
Forgot homework.
Left front door open.
Trying to understand fandoms for the first time.
Look at all the fucks I give.
What the fuck is this.
Someone makes a joke but no one gets it.
Plans for the future.
Condom bursts.
“Sure, Why not!”
It’s canon.
“Who cares?”
Life.
Murdering someone, but not enjoying it like usual.
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darlingwanderer:
colouredking:
takealltheseats:
colouredking:
herpes sounds like the name of a greek god
thats because it seriously is 1 letter away
um lol i don’t remember any greek gods named gerpes learn ur history
HERMES YOU ASSHOLE
HERE HE IS WITH HIS DICK AND HIS CROWN AND HIS DAMN CAPE
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